Life needs a handbook

Found one for you Katelyn!

the truth of this is just mindblowing

mydemisee:

WHY AM I LAUGHING OMG

the prophet.

googlehomie:

you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot

I swear I told this to one girl I knew my freshman year.

When your friend gets insulted, and the best you can come up with is

to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me