It's my dick in a box
iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

yousavedmemylove:

googlebus:

ifuckinghatebingsocial:

cooldudebro:

do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved. 

Okay but be read for me to call you the name of whatever fictional character or celebrity I am obsessed with and you resemble the most.

mmm fuck me popeye 

I think it’s so wrong and a turn off, it’s gross really. So glad I don’t call my man my daddy, it’s just wrong.

whatis-distance:

Love| Intimacy| Advice| …& more ♡
liftingbiobabe:


This account gives me life

liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life

$250 for a meet and greet? You better get to suck their dick or something
my mom (via gnarly)

suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist