do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved.
Okay but be read for me to call you the name of whatever fictional character or celebrity I am obsessed with and you resemble the most.
mmm fuck me popeye
I think it’s so wrong and a turn off, it’s gross really. So glad I don’t call my man my daddy, it’s just wrong.
This account gives me life
|—||my mom (via gnarly)|
the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop
i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist